I’m not sure about all these virtual flankworking sites.
December 1st 2011
I really like her mane!
I͕̞͎̤̰͌ͣͬ̆̏̃͠ ̮͕͈͌͟R͉̳̯̖̖̙E̼̝̣Ǎ̤̥̼̺̺͙̭ͩ͋͘Ḷ̤͈̻͚͈̹̉ͥ̇͗ͯL͍̳̮̥̾͗̾ͦ̌̑̑Y̸͍̹͋ ̰͑̚L̫Ị̞̘͝K̷͈͕̥̺̩̤͎Ė͚̺͙ͤͣ́̽͂͐ ̦ͮ̓H̉̾̓ͬͣ̇ͣ͜E̥͉̬͕̭̜̹̾ͦR̻͕ ̵̹̻͈̮̆M̪̠͚͂ͦͥ̈́A̧̪Ń̷͉͉̤͇̏͊E̺̔̊͂͋̋͗̈͠
OH IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN
PONIES TRIM EACH OTHER’S MANES, RIGHT? I READ ALL ABOUT IT IN THIS BOOK
November 27th 2011
My new pet! She’s better at magic than I am and a faster flier than Rainbow Dash. Truly, a multicolored neon glowing alicorn that everypony loves. EVERYPONY. Even Gilda.
Behold, Sarea Bright Eyes Fence-dancer Squidacina The Third, the last of the Pulpoponis, a race of blue-ringed octopus-ish alicorns that far exceed even Princess Celestia in intelligence and power. Unfortunately, they have no bones. This is highly debilitating, as one might expect.
This picture isn’t clear about this, but she has no eyes, because she is a hipster, and all the ponies worth knowing know that eyes are highly overrated.
Actually, her mother stole her eyes to further her power-hungry rampage across Equestria by sacrificing them to an ancient Cthulian predecessor to Dischord. As such, she doesn’t like to talk about her dark, dark, dark, grimly dark past.
tl;dr, this is actually just some manner of… art trade(?) of ridiculousness with Dream Baker here on Tumblr.
The blog will return to its usual lighthearted angst whenever the hell I feel like it.
In the mean time, DON’T FEAR THE REAPER YOU LITTLE FOALS.
(Note: I am not making fun of Slugbox’s Cteno here. I love Cteno. Especially her skeleton.)